KRYPTONITE

"The job's done.The bitch is dead" - Bond,James Bond.

was that a tear runnin down ethan hunt's cheek?christ.what's the fuckin world comin to? i was watchin mi 3,dunno for what joy,but yes.watchin it nonetheless.the opening scene.ethan hunt begging,crying,wallowing in self pity like a cringing local druggie at the rehab center.disturbing,to say the least.saw the whole movie.the tears were just a prelude.ethan matthew hunt got married in this movie.married.now ain't that a sinful exit for one of the most explosive spies ever?hell,couldn't they just take a leaf outta jason bourne's book.if normalcy is what is sought,why go join the imf and sob yer audiences to sleep in the middle of the theatre.and this disturbing trend has more or less caught on now.
saw casino royale?first time u'll catch bond weeping his balls off[whatever was left of them once le chiffre was thru,that is]why? because the woman he loved,died.so? why wud we be interested in knowing what he was and how he got there?why?as long as he is a cold blooded psycho calm napalm brained car scrapper,why wud we care for anythin else?we go there to see astons and BMWs being torn asunder with disdain,women rip off their clothing to get the bond stamp and the villains cringing in awe over his immunity.not to see him drownin in his own tears over a woman.not done.
the trend is setting in i guess.bachelorhood doesn't seem to be the name of the game anymore.everybody's too concerned about settling down.wish i could figure out why though.sodden creeps,what the hell do directors want today? and to think that its the same guy who made goldeneye.what's got martin campbell spooked?i don't even know why i'm writing this.hell,did mi2 need any of the improvising shit?wasn't it just about stylish enuff? the concept of blazing into the sunset with the guys has seriously taken a hike.i'm down to the point of almost lookin for some reassurance onscreen.i just can't deal with my childhood heroes goin soft i guess.these are the guys who've been idolized for long...too long by my standards,the guys who mock adversity,stick their tongues out to approaching canonballs and manage to get away with it.the vulnerability creeping in is turnin out to be quite a party killer these days.i mean playin with an impressionable kid's imagination ain't a good thing at all y'no.will i have to turn to captain jack sparrow to get my quantum of solace?