Friday, August 8, 2008

STAR WARS /episode 2.5/ ACADEMIA: The Unreleased Version

this article is an ode to the biggest farce i've played with myself and the people around me..u may find the characterization to be a wee lil bit over the top,but hell, nothin better than to incorporate a bit of a fairy tale in a life otherwise fraught by desire and frustration,is there?to the ones who know,they can silently chuckle..to the ones who don't.. go figure!!









The amalgamation of good and evil began on a very academic note. clarification... the evil was just formulating,taking one last half hearted attempt not to give in to the dark side. Our prospective Lord Vader fell from the graces of the Jedi order and dared to fall for a female, in a single move alienating himself from the holy and the unholy,paying the price for an affinity he could not have afforded. The Skywalker Syndrome had begun mutating him to the core,pulling at every tendon,every ligament inside his body leaving him vulnerable to attack.The macabre alteration in his thought process had been initiated.It began with flowers given to Amidala when Anakin returned her notes.The floral return of the academic favour reverberated in the palatial halls of amidala's residence. Darth Sidious, Anakin's mentor and trusted comrade,suggested a furtherance of the erstwhile formal acquaintance over a cup of coffee. Amidala acquiesced to the requested rendezvous.At the suggested venue, Jarjarvenus ,Anakin's dumb pal,entered the scene and analysed the situation.Consequently, the floral aroma coupled with caffeine proved to be too invigorating for the poor being and his brain cells blew off on all cylinders, thus making him blurt out a further cosequent scenario of a courtship between Anakin and Amidala.Anakin almost took out the light saber to sever the poor being's head for such a thought but could not resist the electric pulse of ecstasy going down his spine which doubled at Amidala's silent approval. theroya court went into unrest leaving Skywalker at his private whim.Only darth Sidious understood the meaning of this rabid act and saw the first glint of evil/ desperation in skywalker's eyes. he could sense the genesis of his apprentice , who was oblivious of anything but the apparent truth in Amidala's eyes....

The madness had begun...

RISE LORD VADER

1 comment:

Da said...

you know, i've read this one quite a few times in the past... but when i read it today, and pictured the reality from the fictional adaptation, the words and phraseology took on a whole new meaning for me.. truly an inspiring work, tyler...